What's going to become of Dick Cheney? Is it true he's the cause of it all? That he'd always planned that he'd be The Man, Not Junior, who'd make ev'ry call? Calls to be patriotic sound so idiotic When proof that he has been is slim By refusing to serve when he had the chance to? By losing his nerve when the first sirens blew? By using poor Irv to shovel his pooh? What will have happened to him?
Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward |