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What's going to become of Rum-Dummy? Is it true that he knew the amount That he'd need for scrappin' where bad stuff could happen Should be stated in terms of a count Of heads, not of feet, which is a deceit With results so predictably grim? That incredible gaffe by him and his staff No doubt is the the reason insurgents still laugh And means from the start he's been short by a half – What will have happened to him?
Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward |