What's New At SMU?
Being sung by Bushie to the tune
"I Want A Girl"
(I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad.)

I want a lie-bury, nothing like the lie-bury
    that Mommy's building Dad.
Daddy's prob'ly's gonna feature books.
Mine instead will hafta feature crooks,
Including many Daddy had.

Wax would be much too impermanent.
Cast in bronze, I'd be afraid they'd dent.
Mine will all be taxidermiented,
Starting with Mom and Dad.

Music by Harry Von Tilzer
Original Lyric by William Dillon
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/21/07

To 'Bushie, The Dummy'