Why worry Sunnis won't devote
   their efforts to one man, one vote?
   That's a ploy that Bushies understand.
As experts in election fraud
   Bushies always get the nod
   for making sure the vote goes as they've planned.

Picking one who's not prochoice,
   they'll silence ev'ry other voice
   and tell their pet Supremes that's who they want.
And if they've failed at shock and awe,
   they'll gerrymander a new law
   by which they could elect a Charley's Aunt.

Any new Bush surrogate
   is sure to get help at the plate,
   steroids and good calls in the Red Zone,
Provided he's been born-again,
   renounced all ties to Baathists when
   and if they try to put Hussein back on his throne.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/26/04

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