When The Chinese Choose
To Buy Up Uncle Sam

Sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"When The Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves For Alabam"

When the Chinese choose to buy up Uncle Sam,
Will Bush be there?
And will he care?

When McDonald's has to serve moo goo gai pan,
Grab Bush by the collar
And then holler,
"Chinaman! Chinaman!"

That's why we must complain
If a Bush runs again,
And make sure none remain
Where a Chinaman can

Promise to sing "Jingle Bells"
While he empties our oil wells
As a Bush
Burns his tush
On Iraqi Taliban.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/7/05

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