Whinnying
Sung to the tune
"I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate"

We went to war like Bush said we should.
Ev'ryone there said it went real good.
At least it did for a week or two,
Then we got wise to what Junior knew.

Can't find Osama or those WMDs.
Doesn't help to offer finder's fees.
Then those Iraqis started going wild
And quickly learned to hate his momma's child.

Now they can whinny like that horse's ass,
Promising us peace while nothing comes to pass,
Except a woman's rights going down the drain
While Bushie bikes so he'll feel no pain.

His momma called to ask last night
Why he can't get more immigrants to fight.
She's sure they would if they understood
How much they'd help each rich kid's neighborhood
Avoid the service like they should,
By dying for the greater good.

Music & Original Lyric by Al Piron
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/19/05

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