Why Oppose?
To be sung with Ethel Merman to the Cole Porter tune
"Anything Goes"
(In olden days a glimpse of stocking...)

In Nixon's day a case of bugging
We all agreed required unplugging,
But now with those we chose
Anything goes.

We worried, too, that Vice Presidents
Should setting good precedents
Not spouting purple prose
When saner folks oppose.

But if Bushie bugs you like
About whom you hate or like,
If warming up you like
For hurricanes you like
With slow response you like,
If Muslims killed you like
With neighbor boys you like,
Why oppose?
Or insist Bush goes?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/27/06

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