Huntley-Brinkley laughing – Edward R. is pissed. Conkite's urging Sumner To force Les to desist. But Moonves is a Bushie – His shows are big successes, Yeh, like Iraqi women's rights And other Bushie messes. Take CBS's Evening News – Eeny meeny miny mo. Which baby will be featured next On Gerber's Couric Baby Show? The show where unwed mothers Help Couric spill the beans Of what a bounce on Opra's couch Unfortunately means. How much Viagara advertising Does Les Moonves think he'll sell When Couric's CBS reveals The nine-month price for raising hell? Bob Carlson |