Yo, Sheik Nasrallah
To be sung to the tune
"That Old Feeling"
(I saw you last night and got that old feeling)

Will the Voice of God speak to the Voice of Allah?
Will Bush deign to speak with Sheik Nasrallah?
The eloquence Bush would show would surely chill
Bold Sheik Nasrallah's plans to mercy kill

Any democratic thoughts that Bush might have left
Here or in the Mid-East, as well as the theft
Of all remaining parliaments here and abroad,
And any chance of cutting Bushie's ties to God.

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyric by Lew Brown & Sammy Fain
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson

To 'Bushie's Co-Conspirator, Israel'
To 'Bushie, the Articulate'
To 'Inept Bushie's Miscalculations'