You Thought We Loved You
To be sung with Fats Waller to the 1920's tune
"I Used To Love You (But It's All Over)"
(… all over now.)

You thought we loved you, but no longer,
No way nohow.
We have seen on CNN
That you've goofed again.
Why would you think we need a new
   Brokeback comedienne?

First you picked Iraq
You said you'd make over,
But why a torture prone hoosegow?

Gen'ral Peter Case says
   the problem is the press.
Goodness gracious, most of us
   thought Rumsfeld caused the mess.
You thought we loved you, but no longer,
No way nohow.

Then there was Katrina
You hoped would blow over,
Sure that Brownie would know how.

Until we saw the video,
   you lied you didn't know.
Now you're blaming Congress
   about dishing out the dough.
You thought we loved you, but no longer,
No way nohow.

Your flunkies said, "Dubai,
This deal can't boil over.
He'll get his lap dog Congress to kowtow."

You threatened that you'd veto,
   your typical b.s.
Now you have to court Carlyle,
   FedEx and UPS.
You thought we loved you, but no longer,
No way nohow.

Music by Albert Von Tilzer
Original Lyrics by Lew Brown
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/12/06

To 'Bushie, The Loser'
To 'Bushie's Congress'