Junior Bush, an actuary? Predicting the demise Of something other than himself? How's that for a surprise? Social Security, he says, Cannot survive much longer. But most say that, compared to his, Its chances are much stronger. Security, the social kind, Is treasured by most all, But he'll be done in long before His gloom and doom shortfall. Why'd anyone who's hated By the world as much as he Want to further jeopardize His very own security? The Secret Service does quite well Protecting presidents, Still wouldn't you think Bush might give More thought to precedents? Bob Carlson |