"Every day brings a new charge
   against the president…"
(The fact that Bush is so inept
   is sadly evident.)

"Every charge is pulled right from
   the headlines of The New York Times."
(With their investigative force
   why look elsewhere for crimes?)

The complainer's Kenny Mehlman
   speaking for the Bush campaign.
Must be the "News That's Fit to Print"
   is giving them a pain.

Thank God The Times still has the right
   to point out Bush's flaws:
All his terror fighting wizardry –
   Too bad this isn't Oz.

Of course if Bush did not screw up
   as often and as much,
The New York Times would look elsewhere
   for pants on fire and such.

Unlike Lou Dobbs's punditry
   and foolish speculation
About when "News That's Fit to Print"
   should warrant publication.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/27/04

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