"The Weapons Cache Has Disappeared" – As even his supporters feared, Bush has no idea what he's doing. They say that Condoleeza knew, but did she bother you know who, who's busy with his campaign boogalooing? She knows how much he hates bad news that seems to indicate he'll lose his chance to fantasize for four more years. So what if he let Tommy Franks try to win insurgents' thanks by not protecting tons of "souvenirs." But Bush can't get his act together, so no one on his team knows whether someone stole or gave away those tons of HMX. Perhaps they went to Halliburton for some big project like divertin' voters with some campaign sound effects. By blowing an enormous hole, they'll try to sway the Gallup Poll with Cheney growling, "Look what's going to happen." But if Halliburton didn't do it, we'll all know that Cheney blew it, that Junior once again has been caught nappin'. Bob Carlson |