Golly, goodness gracious, oops. How'll I come up with the troops that little Georgie's prob'ly gonna need? If ev'ry two years he attacks without assessing all the facts, a mandatory draft is guaranteed. He's antagonized the world; knitted when he should have purled. No other country wants to bail him out. And he will very shortly find he's gotten himself in a bind where he and we no longer have much clout. Iran will do just as it pleases and say, "To hell with Bush and Jesus. We'll make any kind of bomb we want." North Korea won't malinger. They'll give little George the finger and say come and get us, dilettante. And that's exactly what he'll be, all because of stubborn me, who convinced him we'd get by with fewer. A smart bomb here; a smart bomb there; Pat Robertson will say a prayer for Bush, the pursue-ee, not the pursuer. Bob Carlson To 'Cannon Fodder' To 'Reviving The Draft' To 'Rummy Reminisces' |