War's Wonderful II
(Sung to the tune "I May Be Wrong")

They claim I'm wrong to
   think war's wonderful.
I'll go to war, well,
   most any old time.

Don't go along with
   my views of marvelous?
I'll get our soldiers killed at
   the drop of a dime.

My wars are always pre-emptive.
I like to strike the first blow
While keeping the rich draft exemptive
And their taxes incredibly low.

Be patriotic.
   Agree war's wonderful.
To dare think otherwise,
   we'll soon make a crime.

Music by Henry Sullivan
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/13/04

To 'War's Wonderful I'