War's Wonderful I
(Sung to the tune "I May Be Wrong")

They must be wrong, for
   I think war's wonderful.
They're not just wrong, they
   don't understand.

They cramp my style saying,
   wars can't be marvelous.
But they are wrong, hey,
   for me they're grand.

They claimed I was not presidential –
My ratings incredibly low –
My reign would be inconsequential –
But what did they know?

War came along, and
   for me it's wonderful,
Just like I planned, for
   I'm never wrong.

Music by Henry Sullivan
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/28/04

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