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It makes me want him, And makes me want to do it, To snuggle close up to it. That walrus mustache – I'll bet he knew I'd do it. I'm sure that's why he grew it. Without a mustache Laura looks so damn bare – Why didn't she get that kind of facial hair? It's what I sigh for But didn't dare to tell her, And still don't dare to tell her. Why can't she grow one too? What to do? with some glue, a fake would do. No way is he qualified for That UN job but he's got hair that I'd have died for I love John Bolton's mustache. * The Washington Post - 5/27/05 "Democrats Extend Debate On Bolton"
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