MMS's (BOEMRE) Salazar in Rhymed Verse     “Politicking For Blowouts”4/17/11     “Needing A Nanny”8/8/10     “Losing Advisors And Adversaries”8/7/10     “Danger: Bamboozling Advisors Ahead”8/5/10     “Semper Paratus, Admiral Allen”8/1/10     “Tugboat Annie”7/28/10     “Messing Up With His Milquetoasts”7/27/10     “Finally Blaming Salazar”7/25/10     “Advisors From Outer Space”7/24/10     “Risks, Baby, Risks”7/20/10     “Monkey See, Monkey Do”7/15/10     “Jinxed By Its Brownie”7/14/10     “Squishing In The Gulf”7/14/10     “A Second Moratorium”7/13/10     “Caps For Relief Wells”7/13/10     “Blame Games”7/12/10     “Conspiracy Theories”7/4/10     “White House Cleaning”6/30/10     “BP Screws With The Arctic”6/24/10     “Guessing Games”6/22/10     “Salazar's Plan”6/21/10     “Sex And Money”6/21/10     “Enjoying The Spill”6/20/10     “A Placating President”6/19/10     “Relieved?”6/19/10     “Ken Salazar's Missing”6/18/10     “Fingerpointing”6/12/10     “Waiting On BP”6/12/10     “Salazar's Last Will & Testament”6/11/10     “Salazar's Motives”6/11/10     “The Slammer For Salazar”6/11/10     “Subsidizing BP's Spills”5/14/10     “BP's Blackmail Barrel”5/12/10     “We Dunno”5/12/10     “BP Sells Its Naming Rights”5/9/10