More What's In It For Us Politicians & Congress      in Rhymed Verse “Outsourcing The Congress”12/8/13 “Restricting The Vote?”8/20/13 “Meet Mr. Pacu”8/11/13 “Swamping Saudi Shrines”8/9/13 “Blame The Contrarians”8/8/13 “Despised Deniers”8/8/13 “Who'll Be A Climate Denier?”8/7/13 “Stephen McIntyre, Global Warming Contrarian”8/4/13 “August 2013 Update”8/4/13 “Jokers In Congress”8/4/13 “Chuck Grassley, Adieu”6/13/13 “Was Levin In The Military?”6/12/13 “Something's Rotten Somewhere”6/10/13 “Monsanto Breaks Congressman Fincher?”6/2/13 “Who'll Get Our Vote?”5/27/13 “The Uncaring Debbie Stabenow”5/27/13 “Stephen Fincher, Absentee Farmer”5/22/13 “Polly Doesn't Need Another Cracker”5/21/13 “Dehydrating Blunt And Inhofe”5/21/13 “That Dullard Blunt”5/20/13 “Mitch McConnell - Philanthropist”5/16/13 “Boycotting Penalties”5/15/13 “A Declining Population”5/13/13 “Let Them Secede”5/9/13 “Right-Wing Extremists”5/8/13 “FedEx Still Delivers?”5/6/13 “First Rifles”5/5/13 “Defending The Congress”5/4/13 “New Congresses Needed”5/2/13 “Has Kelly Ayotte Got Legs?”5/1/13 “Is Max Off To Tahiti?”4/30/13 “Zuckerberg's Big Mistake”4/26/13 “Drones For Begich And Pryor”4/25/13 “Isn't Heidi A Little Bit Worried?”4/24/13 “Rant Paul Rants Again”4/23/13 “Chuck Grassley, Politicizer”4/23/13 “Max Loves Max Baucus Most”4/22/13 “Goodbye, His Old Kentucky Home”1/25/13 “Oil Moguls vs. Greenland”1/25/13 “Deferring Congressional Pay”1/24/13 “The House Speaker's Speaking”1/11/13 “Political Money Grubbers”1/7/13 “What's In It for Us?”1/7/13 “Lead Poisoning”1/6/13 “Another Bungee Jumping Congress”1/2/13 “Bigger Government To Regulate Sex”2/10/11 “Enough PriceWaterhouse?”10/13/09 “Comparative Pricing”9/28/09 “A Systemic Risk”9/26/09 “Big Coal's Senate Bankers”1/17/09 “When The Senate Balks”1/15/09 “Neel Kashkari: Paulson's Mafia Lieutenant”1/12/09 “Harry Reid: Republican”1/6/09 “Dirty Harry's Abuse of Power”1/2/09 “Daddy Harry Reid”1/1/09 “A Last Hurrah”12/12/08 “Senator Shelby's Pearl Harbor”12/9/08 “Gloating”12/7/08 “Pork For Patty Murray & Colleagues”11/29/06  (The Trolley Song) “How Many Hummers Does It Take”11/22/08 “Rejuvenating The Congress”11/5/08 “If I Ran The Congress”3/3/07  (If I Ran The Circus) “Another Congressional Con”2/12/07  (Take Me Out To the Ball Game) “Remember November”2/7/07  (Remember) “Lies and Pols – III”1/29/07  (Guys And Dolls) “Another Pork Loving Congress”11/28/06  (You Were Meant For Me) “What An Issue Our Votes Raised”11/9/06  (What A Diff'rence A Day Makes) “A Sympathetic Bushie – I”10/17/06  (Somebody Loves Me) “Congressional Overtures - I”10/16/06  (Cuddle Up A Little Closer, Lovey Mine) “Tush Holes For Bush”10/15/06  (Ace In The Hole) “But Fat Bastards Float”10/3/06  (Remember) “It's Jack's Pork”10/3/06  (Shall We Dance?) “Nonsense Is In”10/1/06  (Don't Fence Me In) “Outraged”9/29/06  (You've Changed) “Congress Bamboozled Again”9/22/06  (Cecilia) “Take A Chance”8/22/06  (Shall We Dances) “Congress Feels The Heat”8/20/06  (If My Friends Could See Me Now) “Senatorial Delusion”8/2/06  (Where Or When) “Who Needs Congress?”7/24/06  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea) “Bushie's Peter Hoekstra”7/9/06  (Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps) “America Was Beautiful”7/4/06  (America The Beautiful) “Buying Bushie's Congress”6/26/06  (Always True To You In My Fashion) “Congress For Sale”6/12/06  (Love for Sale) “Spelling Hillary”6/2/06 “Congressman "Dollar Bill" Jefferson”5/29/06  (Billy Boy, Billy Boy) “Congress Be Damned”5/7/06 “A Leak Is Not A Leak”4/9/06  (Cheek To Cheek) “Bushie's Congressmen”4/3/06  (The Sadder-But-Wiser Girl For Me) “Look How They're Distracted”3/29/06  (Isn't It Romantic?) “Democrats: Clueless Or Gutless?”3/17/06  (Why Was I Born?) “Pat Roberts, Under Bushie's Wing”3/10/06  (Alexander's Ragtime Band) “Is It True This Republican Congress?”3/9/06     (Is It True What They Say About Dixie?) “Two Views Of Bushie's Bugging”2/27/06  (Am I Blue) “A Democrat With an Idea?”2/9/06  (It Was A Very Good Year) “Dough Those Naughty Lobbies Spend On Me”2/6/06  (Blues My Naughty      Sweetie Gives To Me) “Bayner/Boner?”2/4/06  (Ain't We Got Fun) “Exxon Is Buying”1/31/06  (Rumors Are Flying) “All Day Yesterday”1/25/06  (Yesterday) “Cookies For Congressmen”1/24/06  (My Favorite Things) “A Movement Afoot”1/20/06  (The Old Rugged Cross) “Tainted Bodies”1/18/06  ('Tain't Nobody's Biz-ness If I Do) “Senate Sages Conning Me”1/13/06  (Rock of Ages) “That's The Meaning Of”1/8/06  (The Glory Of Love) “This Cold Feeling”1/8/06  (That Old Feeling) “Give Jack More Bang For His Buck, Boys”1/6/06     (Everything's Coming Up Roses) “So You Stole A Bundle From Our Uncle Sam”1/6/06  (When The Midnight      Choo-Choo Leaves For Alabam) “Any Law Abramoff Wants We Pass For Him”1/5/06  (Anything You Can Do) “Should Bush Secretly Stake Out”12/27/05  (Good King Wenceslas) “Another Great Pretender”12/15/05  (The Great Pretender) “Security's For Bushies”12/7/05  (Necessity) “Are You Lobbyist Free?”10/18/05  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?) “A Squand'ring Wastrel”10/6/05  (A Wand'ring Minstrel) “Indictments That Suddenly Spring”10/5/05  (Flowers That Bloom In The Spring) “Halliburton, Bechtel, Kellogg, Brown And Root”9/30/05  (On The Atchison,      Topeka And The Santa Fe) “Give Back Your Pork”9/18/05  (Take Back Your Mink) “Don't Feed FEMA”9/11/05  (Don't Bring Lulu) “Lobbies Are A Pol's Best Friend”9/11/05  (Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend) “Lame Ducks II”8/26/05  (What'll I Do) “Congress Goes To The Highest Bidders”8/6/05  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?) “China Quickly Drops Its Bid For Unocal”8/4/05     (Where Is The Life That Late I Led) “For Congress The Pork Is On The Town”7/31/05  (Lulu's Back In Town) “Support Your Incumbent”7/31/05  (Remember Me) “Can Congress Cut The Fat?”7/20/05  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy) “Congressional Pork”7/19/05  (It's All Right With Me) “Overhauling Congress”7/19/05  (It's De-Lovely) “Congressional Wits”7/17/05  (Friendship) “Pork Makes Us Sicker”7/17/05  (I Get A Kick Out Of You) “Cash Cows For Congress”7/15/05  (Always True To You In My Fashion) “Congress Divvies It Up”7/15/05  (Down In The Depths On The Ninetieth Floor) “Congress Loves…”7/15/05  (All Of You) “Congress Ruminates”7/15/05  (At Long Last Love) “So Who's Shook Up?”7/15/05  (Anything Goes) “Their Campaigns”7/15/05  (Begin The Beguine) “Lame Ducks”5/2/05  (Somebody Loves Me) “Plan C For Plan B”3/21/05  (So Rare) “Conning Congress”1/25/05  (How Long Has This Been Going On)