The Boondoggle Song Parody Index

“A Big Win For Bushie”  (Singin' In The Rain)
“A Blue Bush Christmas”  (Blue Christmas)
“A Breeze”  (Only A Paper Moon)
“A Bush Billet-doux?”  (Here's A How-De-Do)
“A Bushie Baby Prayer”  (There's A Rainbow 'Round My Shoulder)
“A Careful Aim”  (My Heart Stood Still)
“A Change In Plans”  (I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plans)
“A Chilling Scenario”  (Casabianca)
“A Clinton Again!”  (Let's Get Away From It All)
“A CNN Coup”  (My Melancholy Baby)
“A Crying Need For Cloning”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“A Democrat With an Idea?”  (It Was A Very Good Year)
“A Disgruntled Cheney”  (I'll Never Fall In Love Again)
“A Ghost Of A Clue”  (I Don't Stand A Ghost Of A Chance)
“A Great Decider”  (The Great Pretender)
“A Hack's Fugue For Flacks”  (Fugue For Tinhorns)
“A Leak Is Not A Leak”  (Cheek To Cheek)
“A Make Over”  (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter)
“A Mama's Boy - I”  (Cecilia)
“A Mama's Boy - II”  (Cecilia)
“A Marooned King George II”  (All By Myself)
“A Monster's Confession”  (You're The Top)
“A Movement Afoot”  (The Old Rugged Cross)
“A Much Broader Base”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“A New God For Bushie”  (I'm Called Little Buttercup)
“A Nightmare”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“A Pocketful of Worms”  (I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams)
“A Senator Left Behind”  (Some People)
“A Speechless Bush”  (Careless)
“A Squand'ring Wastrel”  (A Wand'ring Minstrel)
“A Star Spangled Bummer”  (The Star Spangled Banner)
“A Sympathetic Bushie – I”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“A Sympathetic Bushie – II”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“A Tale Of Two Leerixes”  (The Lorax)
“A Timetable For Bushie”  (You Turned The Tables On Me)
“A Tush In A Sling”  (My Favorite Things)
“A TV For FEMA”  (Put Your Arms Around Me, Honey)
“A Valentine From Cheney”  (Hello! My Baby)
“A Visit From Bush”  (It's All Right With Me)
“A Whitewash For Rummy”  (A Fine Romance)
“A Woman Afraid”  (A Woman In Love)
“A Woman Who Cares”  (A Woman in Love)
“A. Romeo Gonzales”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Abizaid and Bush”  (Make Believe)
“Abu Ghraib In HD”  (I Get A Kick Out Of You)
“Abuse”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“Advising Israel”  (My Heart Stood Still)
“Aetna Reciprocity”  (When You're Good To Mama)
“After PA”  (Everything's Coming Up Roses)
“Again”  (At Last)
“Again You're Wrong, George”  (I May Be Wrong)
“AgeBelly Birthday Birds”  (Happy Birthday to You)
“Ain't Evolutin'”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“Ain't Maladjusted”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“Ain't Malaproping”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“Ain't Metaphorin'”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“Al Jazeera Presents”  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“Al Qaeda's Man”  (My Man)
“Al Qaeda's State Of Mind”  (New York State Of Mind)
“Al-Yoo-Hoo Scrambles The Eggs”  (Horton Hatches The Egg)
“Alberto? A Cop?”  (You're The Top)
“All Bill Needs Is A Girl”  (All I Need Is A Girl)
“All By Himself”  (All By Myself)
“All Cheney Wants For Christmas”  (All I Want For Christmas
     (Is My Two Front Teeth))

“All Day Yesterday”  (Yesterday)
“All It Took Was War”  (All You Need Is Love)
“America, Remember”  (Remember)
“America Was Beautiful”  (America The Beautiful)
“An Accommodating ACLU”  (I'll Be With You In Apple Blossom Time)
“An Admission At Last”  (Let Me Entertain You)
“An Easy To Love Bushie”  (Easy To Love)
“An Exxon 'Tigger' In Ev'ry Tank”  (Manhattan)
“An Independent Lieberman?”  (A Little Bit Independent)
“An Insensitive Bushie”  (I Don't Want To Walk Without You, (Baby))
“An Ultimate Change In Plans”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“Angel Problems”  (I'll String Along With You)
“Angels To Bush”  (And The Angels Sing)
“Ann Coulter Regrets”  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“Another Bush”  (Stormy Weather)
“Another Bush Crisis”  (Undecided)
“Another Bush Plan”  (Heat Wave)
“Another Bushie No-Win”  (Just One Of Those Things)
“Another Congressional Con”  (Take Me Out To the Ball Game)
“Another Great Pretender”  (The Great Pretender)
“Another Mother-in-law”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Another Pork Loving Congress”  (You Were Meant For Me)
“Anxious To Help”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Any Campaign You Run”  (Anything You Can Do)
“Any Law Abramoff Wants We Pass For Him”  (Anything You Can Do)
“Any Time You're Feeling Horny”  (Any Time)
“Anything Goes”  (Anything Goes)
“Aphrodisiaccy”  (Nagasaki)
“Appeasing Tobacco Terrorists”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Applauding Junior Colleges”  (No Moon At All)
“April Fools: Bush & Bolton”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“Are Her Children Obese?”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Are Neutral Judges Such A Luxury?”  (A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody)
“Are You Fearful Enough?”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Are You Frightened Tonight?”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Are You Lobbyist Free?”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Are Your Premiums Up”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Arrogant In Spite…”  (Comedy Tonight)
“Arthur Murray Taught Her Judging In A Hurry”  (Arthur Murray Taught
     Me Dancing in A Hurry)

“Ashcroft's Patriot Act”  (Button Up Your Overcoat)
“Asian Success”  (Open The Door, Richard)
“Ask First”  (Who Cares)
“Asking White Males”  (A Couple Of Swells)
“Asleep At The Switch”  (It's A Sin To Tell A Lie)
“Assassination By Self-Decapitation”  (Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend)
“Assassination Is Funny”  (Imagination)
“Assassination Tonight?”  (Luck Be A Lady Tonight)
“At The Top”  (You're The Top)
“Attention Investors”  (Hello, Young Lovers)
“Attention Sport Fans!”  (Casey At The Bat)
“Attrition, He Says”  (Murder, He Says)
“Au Revoir to Abu Dhabi?”  (Aba Daba Honeymoon)
“Avoiding Jail”  (My Heart Belongs to Daddy)
“AWOL”  (Who Wouldn't Love You?)
“B's Knees For Condoleezza”  (Tea For Two)
“Babushkas”  (My Honey's Lovin' Arms)
“Back To Undisclosed”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Bad Cases Of Drug Ad Abuse”  (Bad Case Of Loving You)
“Baghdad Tommy”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Banks Love Boehner”  ("I Love You Because"
“Barry Bonds Today!”  (Any Bonds Today?)
“Battle Hymn For Bushie Republicans”  (Battle Hymn of the Republic)
“Bayner/Boner?”  (Ain't We Got Fun)
“Bear Stearns”  (Sunny)
“Bear Stearns Chase”  (Yesterday)
“Beetle-Ear Betty”  (Daisy-Head Mayzie)
“Begin The Regime”  (Begin The Beguine)
“Belated Complaints From Bushie”  (You Made Me Love You)
“Betraying Bush-Bonaparte”  (Cold, Cold Heart)
“Better Than Baker's Plan”  (Rumors Are Flying)
“Between Those Saudis And Your SUV”  (Between The Devil
     And The Deep Blue Sea)

“Big Bad Bush”  (Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now))
“Bitter”  (Careless)
“Blaming Addictions”  (When You Wish Upon A Star)
“Bliss With Bushie”  (Memories Are Made of This)
“Blitzer Interviews Bushie”  (You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You)
“Blitzer Interviews Cheney”  (But In the Morning, No)
“Blood On His Hands”  (Time On My Hands)
“Blowing His Top”  (Too Darn Hot)
“Blue Guys”  (Blue Skies)
“Blues The Holy Fathers Give To Me”
        (Blues My Naughty Sweetie Gives To Me)
“Boehner's On the Fritz” (Puttin' On The Ritz')
“Boffins”  (There Will Never Be Another You)
“Booting Bushie Out Of Iraq”  (Time On My Hands)
“Bottoms Up!”  (Bye, Bye Blackbird)
“Bring A Torch Before They Expel Us”  (Bring A Torch, Jeanette Isabella)
“Bristle At His Smirk”  (Whistle While You Work)
“Brownie's Blackmail”  (I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now)
“Brush Up Your Chinese”  (Brush Up Your Shakespeare)
“Bubba Boy”  (Singin' In The Rain)
“Bud Selig Regrets”  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“Bud Thought About Drugs”  (I Thought About You)
“Buddy Selig Misses Fay”  (My Buddy)
“Buds Won't Bud”  (Buds Won't Bud)
“Buffoons And Lieberman”  (Blue Moon)
“Buggin' With Bushie”  (Am I Blue)
“Bush Appoints Bolton”  (Come Rain Or Come Shine)
“Bush Ashamed?”  (My Old Flame)
“Bush Balk?”  (You've Changed)
“Bush Buys Islam”  (It's All Right With Me)
“Bush Calls Him 'Turd Blossom'”  (You're The Top)
“Bush Caps Claims”  (Tea For Two)
“Bush Courts Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah”  (Embraceable You)
“Bush Defends Brownie”  (Gimme A Little Kiss, Will Ya,Huh?)
“Bush Does It Again”  (Strike Up The Band)
“Bush Flies Over New Orleans”  (Do You Know What It Means
     To Miss New Orleans?)

“Bush For Sale”  (Love For Sale)
“Bush Gets Interrogated”  (Time On My Hands)
“Bush Guantanamos”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Bush In A Bubble”  (I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles")
“Bush In Afghanistan”  (Daddy)
“Bush Interviews Mullahs”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Bush Is In Tears”  (Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye)
“Bush League Ball”  (Moonglow)
“Bush Makes Bush League Changes”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“Bush Okays Chinese Water Torture”  (When The Midnight Choo-Chho
     Leaves for Alabam)

“Bush On Dames”  (There Is Nothin' Like A Dame)
“Bush On Fuel Efficiency”  (The Glory Of Love)
“Bush Out-Gulags Putin”  (Jealous)
“Bush Outsources Torture”  (On A Slow Boat To China)
“Bush Persuades Negroponte”  (A Foggy Day)
“Bush Presiding”  (Beg Your Pardon)
“Bush Proselytizes”  (Don't Blame Me)
“Bush Selling Out Social Security”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Bush, The Almighty”  (My Old Flame)
“Bush Thugs Target PBS”  (Mean To Me)
“Bush To Saddam: NextTime”  (Tea For Two)
“Bush's Budget Plan”  (After The Ball)
“Bush's Goal”  (It's Only A Paper Moon)
“Bush's Illegal Business”  (What A Little Moonlight Can Do)
“Bush's Love For Baghdad”  (I Love Paris)
“Bush's Man, Greenspan”  (Moonglow)
“Bush's Mercenaries”  (The Ladies Who Lunch)
“Bush's Mullahs”  (I Hate Men)
“Bush's Pentagon”  (I May Be Wrong But I Think You're Wonderful)
“Bush's Pie In the Sky”  (Stormy Weather)
“Bush's Rebuttal To Specter”  (Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive)
“Bush's Tortured Logic”  (Happy Talk)
“Bush's Two Armies”  (This Is the Army, Mr. Jones)
“Bush's War On Terror Becomes His Struggle...”  (I'll String Along
     With You)

“Bush's Weather”  (Stormy Weather)
“Bushie Baby”  (Santa Baby)
“Bushie: Beatnick-Peacenick”  (Friendship)
“Bushie Fights the Battle”  (Joshua Fit The Battle Of Jericho)
“Bushie Hates Mullahs”  (I Ain't Got Nobody)
“Bushie Plays With Lou Dobbs”  (Night and Day)
“Bushie Tries To Make Nice”  (You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To)
“Bushie Was A Careful Boy”  (Carrie)
“Bushie Whoopee”  (Makin' Whoopee)
“Bushie's Blame Game”  (It's De-Lovely)
“Bushie's Carlyle Tune”  (Elmer's Tune)
“Bushie's Congressmen”  (The Sadder-But-Wiser Girl For Me)
“Bushie's Housing Bubble Bursts”  (Glad Rag Doll)
“Bushie's National Guard”  (Billy Boy, Billy Boy)
“Bushie's Other Cheek”  (Anything Goes)
“Bushie's Peter Hoekstra”  (Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps)
“Bushie's Plan B”  (I Got Rhythm)
“Bushwhacked”  (The Lady Is A Tramp)
“But Bush Would”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“But Fat Bastards Float”  (Remember)
“But He Said”  (But Not For Me)
“But Not For Me”  (But Not For Me)
“Buying Bushie's Congress”  (Always True To You In My Fashion)
“Bye Bye Bayh”  (Bye Bye Love)
“Bye Bye, Bush”  (Bye Bye, Love)
“Bye Bye Joey”  (Bye Bye Blackbird)
“CAFTA”
 (After The Ball)
“Call Me Irresponsible”  (Call Me Irresponsible)
“Campaign & EDF Ads”  (Cecilia)
“Campaign Promises”  (Come Rain Or Come Shine)
“Can Congress Cut The Fat?”  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy)
“Can't Believe He's Back In Town”  (Lulu's Back In Town)
“Can't Get Ev'rything Right”  (Jukebox Saturday Night)
“Canada's Calling”  (Whatever Lola Wants (Lola Gets))
“Caring”  (Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?)
“Carol, Cindy, Vicki et al.”  (Your Cheatin' Heart)
“Carry Us Back” (Carry Me Back To Old Virginny)
“Cash Cows For Congress”  (Always True To You In My Fashion)
“Celibate Clergies” (Doctor Jazz)
“Change Parties”  (Change Partners And Dance With Me)
“Changes”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“Changing Horses?”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Changing 'The Word'”  (Sweet Lorraine)
“Check My Fingernail Dirt”  (Put Your Head On My Shoulder)
“Check-Your-Call”  (Deck The Hall With Boughs Of Holly)
“Chemical Plant Insecurity”  (Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning)
“Cheney And I”  (So In Love)
“Cheney Does Pinocchio”
 (Smoke Gets In Your Eyes)
“Cheney For Hussein”  (All Er Nothin')
“Cheney Has No Regrets”  (No Regrets)
“Cheney On Being Shameless”
 (Careless)
“Cheney On Round Two In Iran”  (The Second Time Around)
“Cheney: The Oblivious Solution”  (I Didn't Know What Time It Was)
“Cheney's Al Qaeda Hideaway”  (There's A Small Hotel)
“Cheney's Been At It Again”
 (Alice Is At It Again)
“Cheney's Been At It Again II”  (Alice Is At It Again)
“Cheney's Childhood”  (You Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby)
“Cheney's Latest Aneurysm”  (Who's Sorry Now)
“Cheney's Rationale”  (With A Song In My Heart)
“Chile Dropping”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“China Quickly Drops Its Bid For Unocal”  (Where Is The Life That Late I Led)
“Chinabound”  (Chinatown, My Chinatown)
“Choosing A Rev'rend”  (Sit Down You're Rockin' The Boat)
“Christmas For Nebraskans”
 (When You're Good To Mama)
“C.I.A. Voltages”  (That's My Desire)
“C.I.A. vs. Shia”  (Anything You Can Do)
“Cindy Sheehan Camps Out In Crawford”  (Ma, He's Makin' Eyes At Me)
“CITI Lives Richly”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Clawless & Clueless”  (Careless)
“Climate Change For Dummies”  (Red Roses For A Blue Lady)
“Climate Change For Maple Trees and Polar Bears”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Clinton Pastors Praying”  (Cabaret)
“Clintons”  (People)
“Clinton's Money Back Guarantee”  (I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire)
“Clowns And The Gowns”  (Send In The Clowns)
“CNN Is Counting Again”  (Always True To You In My Fashion)
“Come Kiss My Butt”  (O Come All Ye Faithful)
“Commercial Radio”  (Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye)
“Comparing Winners & Losers”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Condi Bitches Back At Bill”  (You've Changed)
“Condi Had Her Bushie Blinders On”  (I've Got My Fingers Crossed)
“Condi Resists Change”  (I May Be Wrong (But I Think You're Wonderful))
“Condi Thanks Mister President”  (Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man)
“Condi's New Goal”  (Over The Rainbow)
“Condi's Noticed”  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“Condi's Repeated Assurances”  (Smile)
“Confessing To Jeb”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime)
“Conflicts Of Interest”  (Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief)
“Congress Bamboozled Again”  (Cecilia)
“Congress Divvies It Up”  (Down In The Depths On The Ninetieth Floor)
“Congress Feels The Heat”  (If My Friends Could See Me Now)
“Congress For Sale”  (Love for Sale)
“Congress Goes To The Highest Bidders”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Congress Loves…”  (All Of You)
“Congress Ruminates”  (At Long Last Love)
“Congressional Headlines”  (Satin Doll)
“Congressional Overtures - I”  (Cuddle Up A Little Closer, Lovey Mine)
“Congressional Overtures - II”  (Cuddle Up A Little Closer, Lovey Mine)
“Congressional Overtures - III”  (Cuddle Up A Little Closer, Lovey Mine)
“Congressional Pork”  (It's All Right With Me)
“Congressional Wits”  (Friendship)
“Congressman "Dollar Bill" Jefferson”  (Billy Boy, Billy Boy)
“Conning Congress”  (How Long Has This Been Going On)
“Constituents, Listen To Me”  (Oh, Gentlemen, Listen, I Pray)
“Cookies For Congressmen”  (My Favorite Things)
“Corporate Welfare Runs Amok”  (Limehouse Blues)
“Courts For Sale”  (Love For Sale)
“Crawford Vacation Time”  (Jukebox Saturday Night)
“Crazy About Evolution”  (Crazy She Calls Me)
“Crazy Cheney”  (Crazy Rhythm)
“Credibility”  (Borneo)
“Credibility? Gone!”  (A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody)
“Creep For Creep”  (Cheek To Cheek)
“Crusading With Bushie”  (Sheik of Araby)
“Daddy”  (Daddy)
“Daddy Liked Ike”  (Daddy Sang Bass)  
“Damn You, Bush”  (Crazy Rhythym)
“Decapitation”  (Immagination)
“Deep Throat”  (I Can't Begin To Tell You)
“Defeat's His Gig”  (Your Feet's Too Big)
“Deferring Libya”  (Borneo)
“Deferring Libya II”  (Borneo)
“DeLay Gets Religion”  (In My Merry Oldsmobile)
“DeLay, Mahony & Bushie”  (Have You Heard)
“DeLaying Tactics Natur'lly”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Delusional”  (You Took Advantage Of Me)
“Democracy?”  (Big Spender)
“Democrats: Clueless Or Gutless?”  (Why Was I Born?)
“Despondoleeza's Blues”  (Who Wouldn't Love You?)
“Dick Cheney's Big Oil Grab”  (Alexander's Ragtime Band)
“Dickless”  (Careless)
“Disasters Like You”  (Exactly Like You)
“Disclosure”  (My Baby Just Cares For Me)
“Dismember”  (Remember)
“Do Call For Your Pardon By Phone”  (In The Garden)
“Doctor Frist Visits New Oleans”  (Doctor Jazz)
“Doctors Boycott Merck”  (I Can't Give You Anything But Love)
“Doctors, Doctors”  (A Bicycle Built For Two)
“Doctors In Cahoots”  (Cecilia)
“Does Bush Approve Of TV Drugs?”  (Undecided)
“Doin' What He's S'posed To Do”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Doing Time”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?)
“Don Diamond Is McCain's Best Friend”  (Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend)
“Don't Bail Me Out”  (Don't Fence Me In)
“Don't Criticize Me”  (Don't Worry 'Bout Me)
“Don't Cry for Me Arizona” (Don't Cry for Me Argentina)
“Don't Feed FEMA”  (Don't Bring Lulu)
“Don't Let On We're Losing, Laura”  (Meet Me In St. Louis, Louis)
“Don't Pick Clintons”  (Don't Bring Lulu)
“Don't Scoot Around Much Anymore”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Don't Snub Bushie”  (Don't Bring Lulu)
“Don't Sue Diebold”  (Don't Bring Lulu)
“Double Whammies For Bushie”  (My Mammy)
“Dough Those Naughty Lobbies Spend On Me”  (Blues My Naughty
     Sweetie Gives To Me)

“Down With Dissidents”  (Just One Of Those Things)
“Dr. Bush”  (My Heart Stood Still)
“Draft Dodgers”  (Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love)
“Dragging Out Bushie's Pull Out”  (It's All Right With Me)
“Dream Bushies, How Long Can You Dream?”  (Dream Baby,
     How Long Must I Dream?)

“Dubai's Carlyle Group”
 (South America, Take It Away)
“Dummies By Design”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Duplicitous?”  (Secret Love)
“Dying For Philip Morris”  (Manhattan)
“Each Clinton Claim”  (A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody)
“Elmer Fudd Cartoons”  (Elmer's Tune)
“Eric Keroack, DASPA”  (I'm Called Little Buttercup)
“Ev'ry War I've Fought”  (Ev'rything I've Got)
“Even Clintons Get Jealous”  (I Still Get Jealous)
“Evil – I”  (Fever)
“Evil – II”  (Fever)
“Evil Guys”  (As Time Goes By)
“Exaggeration”  (Imagination)
“Exxon Is Buying”  (Rumors Are Flying)
“Exxon's Jokers”  (The Zax)
“Falluja's Rummyland”  (Winter Wonderland)
“Fabrice 'Fabulous Fab' Tourre” (Am I Blue?)
“Feedback”  (I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now)
“FEMA's Mike Brown”  (Swanee)
“Feuding Feebly”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Fight For A Plan”  (Stand By Your Man)
“Filibuster Busters”  (On The Sunny Side Of The Street)
“Five Cheney Deferments”  (Three Coins In The Fountain)
“Flags To Bitches”  (Rags To Riches)
“Flapdoodlers”  (The Dipsy Doodle)
“Flip-Flop Floozy”  (I'm A Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas)
“Foolin' Himself”  (Foolin' Myself)
“Fools Do Something For Me”  (You Do Something To Me)
“Fools Fooling Around”  (I Don't Know Enough About You)
“Fools For Secrecy”  (Secret Love)
“Fools Like Rove”  (Fools Rush In)
“Fools Wanted”  (Bill Bailey)
“For A DeLay There's Mastercard”  (I Thought About You)
“For Congress The Pork Is On The Town”  (Lulu's Back In Town)
“For Me”  (For Me And My Gal)
“Forget They're Arabs”  (Get Happy)
“Fortunate Flack”  (Fortunate Son)
“Fox: Don't Wall Them Out”  (Don't Fence Me In)
“Fraud Blessed America”  (God Bless America)
“Fraudulence”
 (Little Girl)
“Freebie MDs”  (Breezin' Along With The Breeze)
“Freedom's Just Another Word”  (Me And Bobby McGee)
“Frere Jacques”  (Bill Bailey)
“Friendly Skies”  (I'm Beginning To See The Light)
“From Our Washington Bureau”  (I Got The Sun In The Morning)
“From That Moment On”  (From This Moment On)
“Fun For Bushie”  (Night And Day)
“Fundamentally Ill”  (Remember)
“Gabbing And Jabbing”  (Aba Daba Honeymoon)
“Geneva And Hypocrisy”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Gen'ral Motors, Good-bye”  (American Pie)
“Gen'rals”  (Hey There)
“George Bamboozled”  (Old MacDonald Had A Farm)
“George "Custer" Bush”  (Embraceable You)
“George To George”  (It's All Right With Me)
“George Walker Regrets”  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“George's Inaction”  (Music Maestro, Please)
“Georgie One Word”  (Johnny One-Note)
“Getting Behind Hastert”  (I Don't Want To Walk Without You, (Baby))
“Getting Her To Quit”  (That'll Be The Day)
“Ghouls”  (Don't Be Cruel)
“Gimme A Little Press”  (Gimme A Little Kiss, Will Ya, Huh)
“Give Back My Vote”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“Give Back Your Pork”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“Give Jack More Bang For His Buck, Boys”  (Everything's Coming Up Roses)
“Give Us Some Old Time Contrition”  (Give Me That Old Time Religion)
“Giving The Bird”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Glad”  (Glad To Be Unhappy)
“Go Tell Him That We're Countin'”  (Go Tell It On The Mountain)
“God Bless The Media”  (God Bless America)
“God Bless Ye Bush Intransigents”  (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
“God Bless Ye Good Republicans”  (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
“God Can't Stand Boehner” (Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You}
“God, Guys & Song”  (It's All Right With Me)
“God Must Not Like Him”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“God's Advice To Bush”  (You Made Me Love You)
“Goldbricker”  (Goldfinger)
“Golly, Golly, Golly!”  (Holy,Holy, Holy! Lord God Almighty)
“Good Deeds For Daddy”  (My Heart Belongs to Daddy)
“Goodnight, Cheney”  (Goodnight Sweetheart)
“Goodnight, Rummy”  (Goodnight Sweetheart)
“Goodnight, Tenet”  (Goodnight Sweetheart)
“GooseEgg, The Man”  (Green Eggs and Ham)
“G.O.P. Hypocrisy”  (Me and Bobby McGee)
“GOP Religious (Sexual) "Freedom"”2/10/12  (I've Come To Wive It
      Wealthily In Padua)

“Got No Gumption”  (I Got The Sun In The Morning (And The Moon At Night))
“Got No Talent”  (I Got The Sun In The Morning)
“Got Our Millions In Swiss Banks”  (I Got the Sun In The Morning)
“Got To Stop”  (You're The Top)
“Greenspan Greenlights Bush”  (Moonglow)
“Guess Who Owns The Land”  (Is It True What They Say About Dixie?)
“Guilty As Hell”  (Guilty)
“Guilty FEMA Cronies”  (Friendship)
“Gullible”  (Onward Christian Soldiers)
“Hacks And Cronies”  (Manhattan)
“Halliburton, Bechtel, Kellogg, Brown And Root”  (On The Atchison,
     Topeka and The Santa Fe)

“Halliburton's Plans”  (Big Spender)
“Hard To Believe”  (Love Me Or Leave Me)
“Harry, Don't Let Them Let Me Down”  (Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town)
“Have I Told You Lately?”  (Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?)
“Have You Lost Mr. Right?”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Have You Met Miss Rice?”  (Have You Met Miss Jones?)
“Having Done So Well So Far”  (Secret Love)
“He Eavesdrops On Strangers”  (Away In A Manger)
“He Loved Harris”  (I Love Paris)
“He Loves Us, Not Iran”  (There I've Said It Again)
“He Must Have Lost It”  (I May Be Wrong But I Think You're Wonderful)
“He's A Bush-Republican, Ladies”  (Cosmopolitan Lady)
“He's Strange”  (You've Changed)
“Head In The Sand”  (Time On My Hands)
“Heart Brakes”  (Heartaches)
“Hearts or Dough?”  (Heart And Soul)
“Heaven For Bill Frist”  (Cheek to Cheek)
“Heck Of A Job, Bush, A Genius You Are”  (We Three Kings of Orient Are)
“Hello Doctor, Where's The FCC?”  (Doctor Jazz)
“Hello, White House”  (Bye Bye Blackbird)
“Help Solve Our President's Plight”  (Luck Be A Lady Tonight)
“Henry's Kiss”  (There Will Never Be Another You)
“Here And There”  (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
“Hey, Gonzales”  (Hey, Good Lookin')
“Hey, Iraqis”  (Hey, Good Lookin')
“Hey Joe Lieberman”  (Hey Jude)
“Hey Judge”  (Hey Jude)
“Hezbollah's Plans”  (After The Ball)
“Hiawatha Watches Half A Super Bowl”  ("The Song Of Hiawatha")
“Hiawatha Weighs In”  ("The Song Of Hiawatha")
“Hiawatha's Lamentation”  (The Song Of Hiawatha)
“Hillary Clinton”  (Eleanor Rigby)
“Hillary's Helpful Husband”  (Blue Skies)
“Hillary's Shortcut To Power”  (Gimme A Little Kiss (Will Ya Huh))
“Hillary's "Tan Man"”  (Heat Wave)
“Hillaryus”  (Aquarius)
“His Candidate”  (A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody)
“His Con Is Ended”  (The Song Is Ended)
“His Deficit Disorder”  (My Melancholy Baby)
“His Eyes Have Seen The Horror”  (Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
“His Heart Stood Still”  (My Heart Stood Still)
“His Next Hoax”  (Someday You'll Be Happy)
“Hist'ry's Booby Prize”  (Smoke Gets In Your Eyes)
“Homeland Security Humbug”  (If My Friends Could See Me Now)
“Homophobic Rummy Neocons”  (Lulu's Back In Town)
“Hope Springs Internal”  (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter)
“Hornpipe For A Horny Mac”  (A Couple Of Swells)
“How Delusional To Cling”  (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
“How Great Bush Is”  (How Great Thou Art)
“How Many Rights?”  (It's Only A Paper Moon)
“How Many Storms?”  (Blowin' In The Wind)
“How Many Times?”  (There Will Never Be Another You)
“How Much Do I Owe Me?”  (How Deep Is the Ocean?)
“How Strange”  (You've Changed)
“How Ya Gonna Keep A Bridge to Nowhere?”  (How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em
    Down On the Farm)
“How 'Ya Gonna Stop 'Em?”  (How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On the Farm)
“How'll They Tell?”  (The First Noel)
“How're We Gonna Keep Bush Down On His Farm"”  (How're Ya Gonna
    Keep 'Em Down On The Farm)

“How're We Gonna Keep 'Em Betting the Farm?”  (How 'Ya Gonna
     Keep 'Em Down On The Farm?)

“Husband For Hire”  (Dancing In The Dark)
“Hypocrisy Enough Tor Two”  (A Bicycle Built For Two)
“Hypocrites”  (Puttin' On The Ritz)
“Hysteria”  (Aquarius)
“I Am Monogamous, Honest, Modest & Brave”  (I Want A Girl)
“I Can't Remember Boo”  (I Don't Remember Christmas)
“I Cried For You”  (I Cried For You)
“I Got Plenty”  (I Got Plenty O' Nuttin')
“I Hate Guns”  (I Hate Men)
“I Hate Hired Guns”  (I Hate Men)
“I Lied To You”  (I Cried For You)
“I Love Fiascos”  (I Love A Piano)
“I May Be Dumb”  (I May Be Wrong)
“I Negotiate Nothing”  (I Got Plenty O' Nuthin')
“I Never Meant To Vote”  (I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman)
“I Peppered Old Whittington”  (I Cover The Waterfront)
“I Run The Gulags Of Our Times”  (I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams)
“I Say I Didn't Fumble”  (Bill Bailey, Won't You Please Come Home)
“I Was Fishing”  (Tennessee Waltz)
“I Wish You Grief”  (I Wish You Love)
“I Wonder”  (I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now)
“I'll Have My Fingers Crossed”  (I've Got My Fingers Crossed)
“I'll Hock Your Minks”
 (Take Back Your Mink)
“I'll Never Vote For Bums Again”  (I'll Never Fall In Love Again)
“I'll Soon Be Nobody”  (I Ain't Got Nobody)
“I'm A Sore Loser”  (Hello Dolly)
“I'm Called Donald Rummy-Dum”  (I'm Called Little Buttercup)
“I'm Flying High”  (I'm Flying High)
“I'm Just Wild About Harry”  (I'm Just Wild About Harry)
“I'm Never Wrong”  (I May Be Wrong But I Think You're Wonderful)
“I'm On The Ropes”  (Time After Time)
“I'm The One”  (I've Got The Sun In The Morning)
“I'm Yellow”  (Tit Willow)
“If Any Little Chimp”  (Any Little Fish)
“If Bush Had A Hammer”  (If I Had A Hammer)
“If Ever I'm Elected”  (All I Have To Do Is Dream)
“If His Plan Had Passed”  (Ida, Sweet As Apple Cider)
“If I Could Mislead You”  (If I Could Be With You)
“If I Did It”  (If I Loved You)
“If I Ran The Congress”  (If I Ran The Circus)
“If I Don't”  ('Tain't Nobody's Biz-ness If I Do)
“If I'd Been Here”  (If I Loved You)
“If Karl Rove Is Gone”  (From This Moment On)
“If 'Spillow's Are Run Of The Millow'” (Tit Willow)
“If You Were As Bad”  (If You Were The Only Girl In The World)
“Illegal Access To Our Phones”  (A Mighty Fortress Is Our God)
“Illegal Bankers”  (Wells Fargo Wagon)
“Imperial George”  (Little Girl)
“In A State Of Remorse”  (The Old Rugged Cross)
“In The Labs”  (Hey, Good Lookin')
“In The Seat”  (Ain't She Sweet)
“Indictments That Suddenly Spring”  (Flowers That Bloom In The Spring)
“Individual Attention”  (Too Marvelous For Words)
“Intelligence Or Balls”  (All Er Nothin')
“Intelligent Design?”  (Necessity)
“Iraq Is Over”v  (The Party's Over)
“Irving, She Calls Me”  (Crazy, She Calls Me)
“Is Bush Grievin'?”  (Careless)
“Is Bushie Blaming Laura?”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“Is It True Fox TV Will Star Bushie?”  (Is It True What They Say About Dixie?)
“Is It True This Republican Congress?”  (Is It True What They Say About Dixie?)
“Is It True What Bush Brags About Baghdad?”  (Is It True What The Say
     About Dixie?)

“Is It True What They Say About Bushie?”  (Is It True What They Say
     About Dixie?)

“Is Yours Like Ours?”  (Thanks For The Memory)
“Isn't It Amusing”  (Isn't It Romantic)
“Isn't It Fantastic”  (Isn't It Romantic)
“Isn't This A Lovely Way”  (Isn't This A Lovely Day)
“Israel's Crony”  (Here In My Arms)
“Israeli P.R.”  (How About You)
“Israelis Depending On Bush”  (I Won't Dance)
“It Has To Be Me”  (It Had To Be You)
“It Used To Be Ours”  (There's A Small Hotel)
“It's A Sin To Tell A Lie”  (It's A Sin To Tell A Lie)
“It's A Threat To The Crown”  (It's The Talk Of The Town)
“It's Debacle”  (It's De-Lovely)
“It's Getting Dicey”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“It's In The DNA”  (Casabianca)
“It's Jack's Pork”  (Shall We Dance?)
“It's Such A Magnificent Party”  (I've Been To A Marvelous Party)
“I've Been Sent To Be”  (You Were Meant For Me)
“I've Changed”  (You've Changed)
“I've Hocked Your Minks”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“J. Kenneth Blackwell”  (Makin' Whoopee)
“Jane Roberts On Abortion”  (Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone)
“Jeb Bush Calls On Congress”  (Cheek To Cheek)
“Jeff Gannon, by George”  (So Rare)
“Jesus Rates Politicians” (The Numbers)
“Joe Lieberman: Double Agent”  (Let Me Call You Sweetheart)
“Joe's Funny That Way”  (She's Funny That Way)
“John C. Yoo”  (You Do Something To Me)
“John McCain Is Dreaming”  (California Dreaming)
“John McCain's Blues”  (Winin' Boy Blues)
“John Played The Puppet”  (Sing For Your Supper)
“John Wilkes Booths”  (Little Orphant Annie)
“Johnny Comes Up Short”  (Cabaret)
“Johnny Footnote”  (Johnny One Note)
“Johnny's Beach Bum Promises”  (If I Only Had A Brain)
“Johnson & Johnson Makes A Killing”  (I Can't Give You Anything But Love)
“Joy For Fox World”  (Joy To The World)
“Judge John Roberts Paper Trail”  (Paper Doll)
“Judges”  (A Good Man Is Hard To Find)
“Judging Judges”  (Change Partners And Dance With Me)
“Judith Miller”  (Moonglow)
“Judith Miller, Martyr”  (Prisoner Of Love)
“Judy Miller's Claim To Fame”  (My Old Flame)
“Junior Goes Nucular”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Junior Loves Swanner”  (Swanee)
“Junior vs. WalMart”  (How Deep Is The Ocean)
“Junior's Back In Town”  (Lulu's Back In Town)
“Junior's Take On Tomorrow”  (Heartaches)
“Just A Bush Thing”  (Just One Of Those Things)
“Just Five Percent More”  (Five Minutes More)
“Just Got Back From Uh 'Raybee”  (Steppin' Out with My Baby)
“Just One Of Those Wars”  (Just One Of Those Things)
“Just Slick Willy's Mittspeaking Thing”2/6/12  (Just One Of Those Things)
“Katherine Harris For Senate”
 (Thanks For The Memory)
“Katrina Secrets”
 (Secret Love)
“Keep Him Out Of Mischief”  (Keepin' Out Of Mischief)
“Keep Him Out Of Mischief II”  (Keepin' Out Of Mischief)
“Keep Shooting Till You Hear From Me”  (Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me)
“Kellogg Brown & Root”  (Stompin' At The Savoy)
“Kenny Lay Cries Out”  (I Cried For You)
“Kerplunkin'”  (Shipoopi)
“Kicks”  (I Get A Kick Out Of You)
“Killer Robertson”  (Mrs. Robinson)
“Kim Jong Il And Me”  (It's All Right With Me)
“King Of The Whores”  (King of the Road)
“Kisses For Lieberman”  (I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good)
“Kisses From McCain”  (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
“Kissing-up To Congress”  (I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now)
“Kitty Teaches Torture to Bushie”  (Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend)
“Knockin' Johnny Bolton”  (I Hear You Knockin')
“Lame Duck Double-Talk”  (Happy Talk)
“Lame Ducks”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“Lame Ducks II”  (What'll I Do)
“Laundry List Of The Union”  (Little Girl)
“Laura Asks…”  (What Child Is This)
“Laura's Big Help”  (Gee, Officer Krupke)
“Laura's Lullaby”  (All Through The Night)
“Leaking For George”  (Everything Is Peaches Down In Georgia)
“Let Him Go, Let Him Go, Let Him Go”  (Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow)
“Let Me John McCain You”  (Let Me Entertain You)
“Let Me John McCain You – II”  (Let Me Entertain You)
“Liabilities”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Lieberman's Big Banks”  (Nowadays)
“Lieberman's Loves”  (I Love Paris)
“Lieberman's Luck”  (Falling In Love With Love)
“Lieberman's Plan”  (I Don't Know Enough About You)
“Lieberman's Salty Tears”  (How Long Has This Been Going On)
“Lieberman Self-indulgent?”  (A Little Bit Independent)
“Lies and Pols – I”  (Guys And Dolls)
“Lies and Pols – II”  (Guys And Dolls)
“Lies and Pols – III”  (Guys And Dolls)
“Litanies From the Latrine”  (Begin The Beguine)
“Little Mac Wants To Drill In the Spring”  (The Flowers That Bloom
     In The Spring)

“Lizzie Dole and Cindy Mac”  (A Couple Of Swells)
“Lloyd "Buy Buy" Blankfein” (Bye Bye Blackbird)
“Lloyd, You're A Loser” (Luck Be A Lady)
“Lobbies Are A Pol's Best Friend”  (Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend)
“Lobby, Lobby”  (Goody, Goody)
“Lobbying The Big Spender”  (Hey, Big Spender)
“Long Shots”  (It's A Long way To Tipperary)
“Look How They're Distracted”  (Isn't It Romantic?)
“Look What He's Done With His War, Ma”  (What Have They Done
     To My Song, Ma)

“Lost His Seat”  (Ain't She Sweet)
“Losing The Cold War”  (Hey There)
“Love It Or Shove It”
 (Love Me Or Leave Me)
“Loved By Bushie”  (If I Loved You)
“Luck, Prove The President's Right”  (Luck Be A Lady Tonight)
“Lying”  (Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love)
“Mackey's Shelf Life”  (Mack, The Knife)
“Maiming”  (When I'm Not Near The Girl I Love)
“Make Somebody Go Away”  (I Ain't Got Nobody)
“Makin' Bibies”
 ("They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"
“Makin' Whoopee”  (Makin' Whoopee)
“Making Room”  (Who)
“Maliki Complains About Lebanon”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Mangos For Bushie”  (You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You)
“Martinez McFuzz”  (Gertrude McFuzz)
“McCain Cautions Maureen About Hillary”  (Don't Worry 'Bout Me)
“McCain Collaborates Again”  (I Don't Want To Walk Without You, Baby)
“McCain Collaborates Again And Again”  (I Don't Want To Walk Without You,
     Baby)

“McCain Is All Heart” (She Gave Her Heart To Jethro)
“McCain: Week-end Warrior”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“McCain's A Rubber Stamp”  (The Lady Is A Tramp)
“McCain's Brain”  (Pennies From Heaven)
“McCain's Next In Line?”  (Come Rain Or Come Shine)
“McClellan's Ongoing Investigation”  (Smoke Gets In Your Eyes)
“Me”  (All I Care About)
“Mean Madam Blues”  (Mean Woman Blues)
“Media Control”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“Medicare for Bush?”  (They All Laughed)
“Mel Told George”  (Blues In The Night)
“Merck And Pfizer”  (A Bicycle Built for Two)
“Merck Pays Off For Some”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?)
“Messrs. Putin-Bush”  (Two Sleepy People)
“Michael Carries On”  (Daddy's Little Girl)
“Michael's Boys”  (I Want A Little Girl)
“Miers' Fame”  (My Old Flame)
“Might As Well”  (It Might As Well Be Spring)
“Misogyny? Hell, No!”  (Paper Doll)
“Misses”  (This Year's Kisses)
“Missing Mark Penn”  (How deep Is The Ocean?)
“Mister Bottom Pain”  (Mister Cellophane)
“Mister McSquish”
 (Hello, Young Lovers)
“Mitch Was Paid? Oh, My!” (Mama's Gone Goodbye)
“Mitt Romney Regrets”2/17/12  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“Moby Dick”  (Daddy)
“Mollifying Junior”  (I Cried For You)
“Mommy Always Liked Roberts”  (You Took Advantage Of Me)
“Monty Python & Ghenghis Khan”  (After You've Gone)
“Moolahs”  (Dinah)
“More Anger At Bushie”  (That's My Weakness Now)
“More Chinese, Please”  (I Move On)
“More Escapades”  (Easter Parade)
“More Flowers For Bush”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?)
“More Iraqis”  (Oh Pretty Woman)
“Motives”  (They Say It's Wonderful)
“Mr. Kirkuk Cashes In”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?)
“Ms. Androgynous”  (Mrs. Worthington)
“Ms. Cheney Speaks Out”  (I Hate Men)
“Mrs. David Addington”  (Carolina In The Morning)
“Must Democrats Be Abhorable?”  (Here In My Arms)
“My Behind”  (Come Rain Or Come Shine)
“My Bible: The King Bush Version”  (My Buddy)
“My Bill”  (Bill)
“My Dime”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?)
“My Heart Stood Still”  (My Heart Stood Still)
“My Job”  (My Girl)
“My Legacy! My Legacy!”  (Casabianca)
“My Media Problem”  (It's A Sin To Tell A Lie)
“My Name Is Miss Harriet Miers”  (My Name Is John Wellington Wells)
“My Next Of Kin”  (I've Got You Under My Skin)
“My Politickin' Spy Guy”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“My Pow'r”  (My Girl)
“My Qualifications”  (Solitude)
“My Son Bill”  (That Old Feeling)
“My War Business”  (There's No Business Like Show Business)
“My World”  (I've Got The World On A String)
“Myrtle The Turtle”  (Yertle the Turtle)
“Nancy's Missed Opportunity”  (You Took Advantage Of Me)
“Natur'lly”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Near Lord Bush, A Gaping Hole”  (Nearer, My God To Thee)
“Negroponte's Doubts”  (You Turned The Tables On Me)
“Neiman Marcus Loves Old Mac”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“Neocon Clowns”  (Send In The Clowns)
“New Immigrants For Israel”  (Imagination)
“New York Is Safer?”  (Who Wouldn't Love You)
“Next?”  (I Won't Dance)
“Nice Ass”  (It's All Right With Me)
“Night And Day”  (Night And Day)
“No Chance At All”  (My Gal Sal)
“No Clones At All?”  (No Moon At All)
“No Cohesion”  (Manhattan)
“No Hail Marys”  (My Melancholy Baby)
“No Home On The Range”  (Home On The Range)
“No, Jimmy, No!”  (Oh, Johnny! Oh, Johnny! Oh!)
“No, Johnny Bolton! No!”  (Oh, Johnny! Oh, Johnny! Oh!)
“No Judy, No Judy, No!”  (Oh, Johnny! Oh, Johnny! Oh!)
“No Mergin' Till You Hear From Us”  (Do Nothin' Till You Hear From Me)
“No Mo'”  (So Rare)
“No Moon, No Chimp, No Evolution”  (No Moon At All)
“No Need For Vetoes”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“No, Not Much”  (No, Not Much)
“No One's Wild About Harry”  (I'm Just Wild About Harry)
“No Pulse!”  (You've Changed)
“No Rules At All”  (No Moon At All)
“No Tax At All”  (No Moon At All)
“No Way Out”  (Ain't She Sweet)
“Nobody's Congress”  (Nobody's Sweetheart)
“Nobody's Hero”  (Nobody's Sweetheart)
“Nonsense Is In”  (Don't Fence Me In)
“Nonsense? No Chance”  (Ten Cents A Dance)
“North Korea 6, Bush/Bolton 0”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Not My Fault, Ma'am” (Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue)
“Not Rummy's Toy”  (A Secretary Is Not A Toy)
“Not You”  (Always)
“Nothing In Mind”  (Trouble In Mind)
“Novak Pleads With Rove”  (Gimme A Little Kiss Will Ya, Huh?)
“Novak's Plea For Judy Miller”  (Gimme A Little Kiss Will Ya, Huh?)
“Now We Know He Lied”  (Smoke Gets In Your Eyes)
“Nowhere”  (Out Of Nowhere)
“NSA Is Good At That”  (Would You Like To Take A Walk?)
“O Bush, We Pray”  (O God, Our Help In Ages Past)
“O Holy Right”  (O Holy Night)
“Obama Has”  (And All That Jazz)
“Oh! How I Hate To Watch Bush”  (Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning)
“Oh, No!”  (In The Still Of The Night)
“Oh, No, Clintons”  (Hello Dolly)
“Oh, That Democracy Thing?”  (I've Got The World On A String)
“Oh, That Memo…”  (A Bicycle Built For Two)
“Oh, What It Means To Me”  (Oh! What It Seemed To Be)
“Ohioans Against NAFTA”  (After You've Gone)
“Oil Shills”  (A Couple of Swells)
“On His Road To Ruin”  (Elmer's Tune)
“Once A Lug Like Cheney”  (Once In Love With Amy)
“One Hump Or Two?”  (Let Me Entertain You)
“One More Hoax”  (Shall We Dance?)
“One Son's Military Saga”  (Honey Bun)
“One Vote Counts”  (The Lady Is A Tramp)
“Only One Rummy”  (There Will Never Be Another You)
“Ophelia”  (Cecelia)
“O'Reilly's Right Christmas”  (White Christmas)
“Orrin Hatch On Perjury”  (Make Believe)
“Orrin Hatch On Steroids”  (Take Me Out To The Ball Game)
“Osama And Dick”  (If My Friends Could See Me Now)
“Osama In The Morning”  (I Got The Sun In The Morning)
“Osama Reveals Cheney's Secret”  (Prisoner Of Love)
“Oscar Hosting”  (Crazy Rhythym)
“Our Blackwater Exit Strategy”  (Moon River)
“Our Blue Heaven”  (My Blue Heaven)
“Our Call?”  (I Move On)
“Our Campaign Hero”  (Who Wouldn't Love You)
“Our Dunderhead”  (Dancing On The Ceiling)
“Our Lord Bushie Had Been Told”  (Good King Wenceslas)
“Our Party's Told Her”  (The Party's Over)
“Our Popinjay”  (Bill)
“Our Small Hotel”  (There's A Small Hotel)
“Our Sweet Little Lebanese Town”  (Alice Blue Gown)
“Outfoxing Bush”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“Outraged”  (You've Changed)
“Overhauling Congress”  (It's De-Lovely)
“Pa”  (Ma, He's Making Eyes At Me)
“Pain In My Head”  ((What Did I Do To Be So) Black And Blue)
“Pardoned”  (Beg Your Pardon)
“Part-time Cowboy George”  (Ragtime Cowboy Joe)
“Partners In Crime”  (Darktown Strutters Ball)
“Pat Roberts, Under Bushie's Wing”  (Alexander's Ragtime Band)
“Pathetic”  (Cheek To Cheek)
“Pay Up, Poppa”  (Pet Me, Poppa)
“Peace Never In Mind”  (This Nearly Was Mine)
“Peek-A-Bushette”  (Little Coquette)
“Pentagonian Deceits”  (Brother, Can you Spare A Dime)
“Persian Virgins In Iraq?”  (Autumn In New York)
“Peter Pace Needs Help”  (My Melancholy Baby)
“Pfizer, Pfizer”  (A Bicycle Built For Two)
“Phil Cooney Lies”  (Bali Hai)
“Philosofizing With Bushie”  (Thinking Of You)
“Phone Calls From Junior”  (Hey, Good Lookin')
“Plan C For Plan B”  (So Rare)
“Pleading For Grammy's Help”  (Ma, He'e Making Eyes At Me)
“Please Don't Ask Me To Pull Out”  (Good King Wenceslas)
“Please Don't Talk To Rove”  (Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone)
“Please Impeach Me If You Can”  (Just A Closer Walk With Thee)
“Please Prove Us Right”  (Bill Bailey)
“Pleasing Pa”  (What Have They Done To My Song,Ma?)
“Pollin'”  (Ridin' High)
“Pollution, Gravity & Evolution”  (Too Darn Hot)
“Pols and Dolls”  (Guys And Dolls)
“Poor Bush”  (Poor Butterfly)
“Poor Little You”  (Little Girl Blue)
“Poppies With A Purpose”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?)
“Pork For Patty Murray & Colleagues”  (The Trolley Song)
“Pork Makes Us Sicker”  (I Get A Kick Out Of You)
“Ports For Pappy”  (All By Myself)
“Posthumous Bragging Rights?”  (I'm Henry VIII, I Am)
“Praise George Bush”  (Praise The Lord and Pass The Amunition)
“Praise The Lord”  (Praise The Lord And Send Me The Money)
“Praying For Rain”  (Sweet Lorraine)
“Praying The Course”  (If My Friends Could See Me Now)
“Pre-Approved: No Way Out”  (You're The Top)
“Pre-emptive Torture”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“Prepared To Police the Mid-East”  (The Lady In Red)
“Presidential Address – 1/10/07”  (Ain't We got Fun?)
“Presidents' Day With Bushie”  (Remember)
“Prime Time Lifebuoy Rove”  (Ragtime Cowboy Joe)
“Priorities”  (Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans)
“Private Nest Eggs”  (The Love Nest)
“Procrastination”  (Imagination)
“Progress?”  (If My Friends Could See Me Now)
“Protecting Embryos”  (Ten Cents A Dance)
“Protecting Our Ports”  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy)
“P.S. You'd Love It”  (P.S. I Love You)
“Pump Up Her Bubba”  (Sing For Your Supper)
“Putin, Putin, I Been Thinking”  (How 'Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On The Farm)
“Qualms About Arms”  (Put Your Arms Around Me, Honey)
“Questions From Bushie's Generals”  (I Hate Men)
“Quitting”  (Let's Face The Music And Dance)
“Quizzing Rummy”  (Cuddle Up A Little Closer, Lovey Mine)
“Rapacious, Not Salacious”  (Put The Blame On Mame Boys)
“Rare Coins In Ohio”  (Three Coins In The Fountain)
“Read Your Pink Slip – I”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“Read Your Pink Slip – II”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“Read Your Pink Slip – III”  (Take Back Your Mink)
“Rebates For Hillary”  (I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams)
“Recalling Katherine”  (April In Paris)
“Regrets”  (Miss Otis Regrets)
“Reheated Dreams For Cheney”  (Street Of Dreams)
“Re-invade! Re-invade! Re-invade!”  (Make 'Em Laugh)
“Relocated by Bush”  (Make Believe)
“Remember November”  (Remember)
“Reminding Ramallah”  (Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella)
“Repeating The Wages Of War”  (If I Had My Life To Live Over)
“Reprise, Reprise, Reprise”  (Them There Eyes)
“Responding To The Iraqi Study Group”  (I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan)
“Revelations”  (Where Is The Life That Late I Led)
“Rev'rend Wrighteous Loves Showbiz”  (Old MacDonald Had A Farm)
“Right”  (I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues)
“Rockets”  (I Hear Music)
“Rove Makes Time”  (I Didn't Know What Time It Was)
“Rove-Pooh”  (I Can't Get Started)
“Rove's Internal Response”  (Ain't She Sweet)
“Rove's Poses”  (Everything's Coming Up Roses)
“Rummy”  (Swanee)
“Rummy Knows”  (Anything Goes)
“Rummy Reminisces”  (Brother Can You Spare A Dime?)
“Rummy To Replace FEMA”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Rummy Wonders”  (I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now)
“Rummy's Encore”  (Swanee)
“Rummy's Woes”  (Oh, Lonesome Me)
“Sacrificing For Bush”  (My Melancholy Baby)
“Sacrificing To Bushie”  (Any Time)
“Saddam Was A Good Guy”  (I May Be Wrong But I Think You're Wonderful)
“Sanctitude”  (Solitude)
“Sauce For The Presidential Goose”  (Sentimental Journey)
“Says She's Qualified”  (When Your Lover Has Gone)
“Scary Movie Reruns”  (I'm Confessin' That I Love you)
“Scary Movie Reruns II”  (I'm Confessin' That I Love you)
“Scary Stuff”  (I'm A Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas)
“Scheduling”  (Always)
“Scoopers, Scooperoos, Scooperoonies”  (Sneetches)
“Scooter vs. Shooter”  (And The Angels Sing)
“Scrambled Dregs Bushie”  (Scrambled Eggs Super)
“Screwin' Bushie”  (Makin' Whoopee)
“Second Hand Bush”  (Second Hand Rose)
“Second Hand Roves”  (Second Hand Rose)
“Second Hand Shill”  (Second Hand Rose)
“Seconds Anyone?”  (Ode To Billy Joe)
“Security's For Bushies”  (Necessity)
“Sediment”  (Sentiment)
“Seeing Whose Doctor?”  (Everything's Coming Up Roses)
“Senate Sages Conning Me”  (Rock of Ages)
“Senator Brown Needs Rachel” (Pamela Brown)
“Senatorial Delusion”  (Where Or When)
“Send For The Gowns”  (Send In The Clowns)
“Send In The Hounds”  (Send In The Clowns)
“Sending More Embalmers”  (Standing On the Corner)
“Senoras for Bushie”  (I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good)
“Seventy-six iPhones”  (Seveny-six Trombones)
“Sharing”  (You're The Cream In My Coffee)
“She Can't Close the Deal”  (Like A Rolling Stone)
“She Won't Stop”  (You're The Top)
“She's Having A Cant-Rant”  (Heat Wave)
“Sheiks Of Araby”  (Sheik of Araby)
“Shia”  (Laura)
“Showing Up Bush”  (More Than You Know)
“Should Bush Secretly Stake Out”  (Good King Wenceslas)
“Shut Up And Get It Done”  (He Stopped Loving Her Today)
“Shut Up, Bushie”  (Goodnight, Sweetheart)
“Sighting Bushie”  (In The Still Of The Night)
“Slow Joe (Lieberman)”  (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)
“Slug Him Or Slap Him”  (Love Me Or Leave Me)
“Smile Osama Dear”  (Melancholy Baby)
“Smoking More Polonium”  (Lazy River)
“Snakes”  (The Man That Got Away)
“Sneak Out Of Town”  (Get Out Of Town)
“Sneaking Around With The N.S.A.”  (Slipping Around)
“Snooping On Bushie's Mum”  (Cabaret)
“So, Bend Over, He Says”  (Murder, He Says)
“So He Shot”  (You're The Top)
“So Much For Loyalty”  (Say It Isn't So)
“So Who's Shook Up?”  (Anything Goes)
“So You Stole A Bundle From Our Uncle Sam”  (When The Midnight
     Choo-Choo Leaves For Alabam)

“Soldier Onward, Bush Boy”  (Onward Christian Soldiers)
“Some Might Think I Had A Brain”  (If I Only Had A Brain)
“Somebody Likes Him?”  (Somebody Loves Me)
“Somewhere”  (Over The Rainbow)
“Specificity”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Spieling And Squealing”  (Love Me Or Leave Me)
“Spines for Dummies?”  (Cry, Cry, Cry)  
“Squeaking”  (Cheek to Cheek)
“Stand By McCain”  (Stand By Your Man)
“Stand Down, McCain”  (Stand By Your Man)
“State Of The Union”  (Who)
“State Of The Union – 2007”  (Sing Sing Sing)
“Stem Cell Saviors Wanted”  (Yankee Doodle Boy)
“Stem Cells For All”  (No Moon At All)
“Still Ravaged Town Of New Orleans”  (O Little Town Of Bethlehem)
“Straight Talker”  (You Were Meant For Me)
“'Strategy'”  (Necessity)
“Strategy Thinking”  (I Cover The Waterfront)
“Strident Knight”  (Silent Night)
“Suckers”  (Sneetches)
“Sunnis”  (Sunny)
“Superstitious About Hastert”  (I've Got My Fingers Crossed)
“Support Your Incumbent”  (Remember Me)
“Suppose, Suppose, Suppose”  (Perhaps. Perhaps, Perhaps)
“Tainted Bodies”  ('Tain't Nobody's Biz-ness If I Do)
“Take A Chance”  (Shall We Dances)
“Takin' Wolfie et al.”  (Makin' Whoopee)
“Taliban To Bushie – I”  (You've Changed)
“Taliban To Bushie – II”  (You've Changed)
“Talking To Demagogues”  (I Don't Want To Walk Without You)
“Talking While Walking”  (I Don't Want To Walk Without You)
“Tax Increases”  (This Year's Kisses)
“Tee-hee-hee”  (Would You Like To Take A Walk?)
“Ten Cents A War”  (Ten Cents A Dance)
“Ten Days To Go”  (Ten Cents A Dance)
“Ten For You and Three For Me”  (Tea For Two)
“Thank God John's A Fam'ly Man”  (Thank God I'm A Country Boy)
“Thanks, But No Thanks”  (I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby)
“That Cad From Little Rock”  (Little Girl From Little Rock)
“That George Is Such A Scamp”  (The Lady Is A Tramp)
“That Grin”  (Ev'rytime We Say Goodbye)
“That's Entertainment”  (That's Entertainment)
“That's The Meaning Of”  (The Glory Of Love)
“That's Their Cheney”  (Yes Sir! That's My Baby)
“That's Why Your President's A Champ”  (The Lady Is A Tramp)
“The Blue Collar Hillary”  (On A Slow Boat To China)
“The Boob vs. Rube Controversy”  (The Butter Battle Book)
“The Brandy Party”  (Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
“The Bug Exterminator”  (The Mississippi Squirrel Revival)
“The Bush Fam'ly Barnum & Bailey – I”  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy)
“The Bush Fam'ly Barnum & Bailey – II”  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy)
“The Bush Fam'ly Barnum & Bailey – III”  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy)
“The Bush-Believing New York Times”  (Between The Devil And The Deep
     Blue Sea)

“The Bush-McCain Chain Of Command”  (I Can't Give You Anything But Love)
“The Bushie Backers Ball”  (The Darktown Strutters Ball)
“The Call Fatale”  (My Gal Sal)
“The Canary Owes The Chinese”  (The Gold Digger's Song"
     ("We're In The Money))

“The Chertoff And Brown FEMA Fiasco”  (I Don't Know Enough About You)
“The Couple From Hell”  (A Couple of Swells)
“The Devil Makes Me Do It”  (I Can't Believe That You're In Love With Me)
“The Dollar's Gone”  (The Thrill Is Gone)
“The Ear Brag”  (The Big Brag)
“The Falling Dollar Speaks Up”  (I've Got A Feeling I'm Falling)
“The Fat Lady Sings”  (Sing For Your Supper)
“The G. W. Bush Platform”  (There'll Be Some Changes Made)
“The Goal”  (Ain't We Got Fun)
“The Great Pretender”  (The Great Pretender)
“The High Priestess Hears THEM”  (Horton Hears The Who)
“The Hillary We Hate Is His”  (I'm Henery The Eighth, I Am)
“The Iraqi Voter”  (Over The Rainbow)
“The Judy Martyr Story”  (Minnie, the Moocher)
“The Malice Of Bush”  (The Nearness Of You)
“The Man Who Says We'll Stay”  (The Man That Got Away)
“The Mob Rule Of Doctor Frist”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“The Most Hated Man In The World”  (The Most Beautiful Girl In The World)
“The Neocon Brunch”  (The Ladies Who Lunch)
“The New Presidential Medal Waltz”  (After The Ball)
“The NY Times Billion Dollar Baby”  (I Found A Million Dollar Baby)
“The Pariah”  (They Call The Wind Maria)
“The Patriot Act” (featuring Tom & Bertie)  (Little Brown Jug)
“The Pledge”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“The Position For Me”  (It Had To Be You)
“The Racist”  (The Hostess With the Mostes' On The Ball)
“The Right To Own A Gun”  (You Can't Get A Man With A Gun)
“The Senate's DeLay”  (Doin' What Comes Natur'lly)
“The Sirens' Song”  (The Christmas Song - Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
“The Spelling Did It”  (Keepin' Out Of Mischief Now)
“The Trouble With Harry”  (My Heart Belongs To Daddy)
“The Way That Crazy 'Liz' Cheney Died” (The Year That
     Clayton Delaney Died)

“The WalMart God”  (This Is The Army, Mr. Jones)
“The Whacked”  (The Zax)
“The Wimp”  (My Heart Stood Still)
“Their Campaigns”  (Begin The Beguine)
“Them”  (Satin Doll)
“There's No Business Like Show Business”  (There's No Business
     Like Show Business)

“These Three Things”  (We Three Kings of Orient Are)
“They're Recruiting”  (Cheek To Cheek)
“They're Replaying My War”  (They're Playing My Song)
“Thinking About Iraq”  (I Thought About You)
“Thinking Harder”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“This Can't Be War”  (This Can't Be Love)
“This Cold Feeling”  (That Old Feeling)
“This Is AT&T”  (Cabaret)
“This Is Bush's Army”  (This Is The Army, Mr. Jones)
“This Is Rummy's Army, Mrs. Jones”  (This Is The Army, Mr. Jones)
“This Is Sam Brownback, Mrs. Falk”  (This Is The Army, Mr. Jones)
“This Is Your Bushie, Mrs. Jones”  (This Is The Army, Mr. Jones)
“This Power I Love”  (What Is This Thing Called Love?)
“This Year's Crop Of Mitt Is?”  (This Year's Kisses)
“Those Devils”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Those Judges Get On My Nerves”  (I've Got You Under My Skin)
“Those Photos Of You”  (If I Had A Talking Picture Of You)
“Though You're Spying”  (When You're Smiling)
“Three Little FEMA Fools”  (Three Little Maids From School)
“Throwing In The Towel”  (Cabaret)
“Tigris Or Euphrates”  (Lazy River)
“Till He Shot”  (You're The Top)
“To CNN And Condi”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“To Frey's To Lie”  (As Time Goes By)
“To Halliburton With Love”  (I Can't Give You Anything But Love)
“To Hell With Bushie's Trickle-Down”  (Lulu's Back in Town)
“To Some He's Unlawful”  (O Come All Ye Faithful)
“To The Republican Congress”  (I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues)
“To Think I've Said Something”  (And To think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street)
“Toasting”  (Luck Be A Lady Tonight)
“Toasting Those Hanging Chads”  (If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie))
“Toeing the Line For Bushie”  (Honeysuckle Rose)
“Tom DeLay”  (Brother, Can You Spare A Dime)
“Tom DeLay - Arrested”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Tommy Thompson Touts Verichips”  (My Baby Just Cares For Me)
“Too Busy”  (Too Busy)
“Too Hot For Bush”  (Too Darn Hot)
“Too Many D.A.s”  (Too Many Daves)
“Top Cat, White Lie and Tales”  (Top Hat, White Tie And Tails)
“Trans Fat Valentines”  (Your Feet's Too Big)
“Travel Plans”  (Fly Me To The Moon)
“Traveling With Bushie”  (Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
“Travels With DeLay”  (It's De-Lovely)
“Trikes for Tykes”  (Three Little Words)
“Troops For Hire”  (Love For Sale)
“Trouble”  (Cheek To Cheek)
“True Confessin'”  (I'm Confessin' (That I Love You))
“Trust Your Bushie Buckaroos”  (Trust In Me)
“Turning A Corner”  (Love Me Or Leave Me)
“Tush Holes For Bush”  (Ace In The Hole)
“'Twas The Thump”  (The Nearness Of You)
“Two For One”  (Can't Take My Eyes Off You)
“Two Little Tyrants”  (Two Sleepy People)
“Two Views Of Bushie's Bugging”  (Am I Blue)
“Uh New Orleans”  (Little Darlin')
“UN Ambassador Bolton”  (Ain't Misbehavin')
“Understanding Rummy's War”  (Unforgettable)
“Unofficially”  (I'm Flying High)
“Up The Creek”  (I Move On)
“Updates”  (Blue Skies)
“Uzbekistan”  (Hindustan)
“Vice Presidential Insurance”  (Some Enchanted Evening)
“Virgin Mary Cheney's Secret Passion”  (Always True To You In My Fashion)
“Virility”  (Button Up Your Overcoat)
“Vote For Obama”  (Sing For Your Supper)
“Vote For The Clintons”  (Sing For Your Supper)
“Votes For Sale”  (Love for Sale)
“Wade Or Roe?”  (Little White Lies)
“Wake Up Calls For Bush”  (Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning)
“WalMart? No Not Much”  (No Not Much)
“Walter's Inheritance”  (I Can't Give You Anything But Love)
“Waltz Time For Harry”  (Tennessee Waltz)
“Waltzing On Water”  (Tennessee Waltz)
“Wanted:”  (Careless)
“War's Wonderful I”  (I May Be Wrong But I Think You're Wonderful)
“War's Wonderful II”  (I May Be Wrong But I Think You're Wonderful)
“Warming Up With Bushie”  (They All Laughed)
“Warning Obama”  (Don't Bring Lulu)
“Warning Washington”  (Ya Got Trouble)
“Wasn't It Fraud?”  (Send In The Clowns)
“Watch Your Ass”  (And All That Jazz)
“Wave A White Flag, Joe”  (Battle Hymn of the Republic)
“We Are Bushies And All That Implies”  (We're The Bushells Of Battersea Rise)
“We Are Bushies And All That Implies - II”  (We're The Bushells
     Of Battersea Rise)

“We Can't Be Looking Back”  (The Lady Is A Tramp)
“We Don't And Won't (Mr. Netanyahu)”  (I Don't Want To Love You (But I Do)  
“We Fear No Foe”  (Abide With Me)
“We Hate Leaks”  (I Hate Men)
“We Haven't Left Yet”  (It's The Talk Of The Town)
“We, His Generals”  (We Three Kings)
“We Love Those Firearms”  (My Honey's Lovin' Arms)
“We Must All Be Very Kind To Judy Miller”  (We Must All Be Very Kind
     To Auntie Bessie)

“We Owe Them Something”  (You Made Me Love You)
“We Were Weak And Went Along”  (Just A Closer Walk With Thee)
“We'll Have Another Whiskey Sour”  (Let's Have Another Cup Of Coffee)
“We're Helpful That Way”  (She's Funny That Way)
“We're Not Embarrassed”  (I Can't Begin to Tell You)  
“We're Old Mac Sycophants”  (A Couple Of Swells)
“We're The Army Corps Of Engineers”  (This Is the Army, Mr. Jones)
“We're The Policemen Of Iraq”  (I Am The Monarch Of The Sea)
“We've Changed”  (You've Changed)
“We've Heard Those Lies Before”  (I've Heard That Song Before)
“West Virginia & Kentucky”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“What A Diff'rence Their Vote Made”  (What A Diff'rence A Day Made)
“What A Friend Bush Had in Kenny”  (What A Friend We Have In Jesus)
“What A Guy!”  (Pass Me By)
“What An Issue Our Votes Raised”  (What A Diff'rence A Day Makes)
“What Are We Scared Of?”  (What Was I Scared Of?)
“What He's Done And Won't Do”  (It Had To Be You)
“What The Heck You Spect Of Me?”  (I Ain't Got Nobody)
“What Was It?”v  (It's Only A Paper Moon)
“What Would Jesus Do?”  (You Were Meant For Me)
“What'll Bush Do?”  (What'll I Do?)
“What'll You Do?”  (What'll I Do?)
“What's Going To Become Of Dick Cheney?”  (I Wonder What Happened
     To Him)

“What's Going To Become Of George Junior?”  (I Wonder What Happened
     To Him)

“What's Going To Become Of Her Irving?”  (I Wonder What Happened
     To Him)

“What's Going To Become Of Rum-Dummy?”  (I Wonder What Happened
     To Him)

“What's Going To Become Of 'Turd Blossom'?”  (I Wonder What Happened
     To Him)

“What's New At SMU?”  (I Want A Girl)
“Whatever Dobson Knows, He'll Disclose”  (Whaterver Lola Wants, Lola Gets)
“When Bush Bites Off North Korea”  (Do, Do, Do)
“When Bush Leaves This World Behind”  (When I Leave This World Behind)
“When Hummer's On His Mind”  (Georgia On My Mind)
“When It's Time To Go”  (Say It Isn't So)
“When My First War”  (When First My Old, Old Love I Knew)
“When The Chinese Choose To Buy Up Uncle Sam”  (When The
     Midnight Choo choo Leaves For Alabam)

“When You Push Democracy”  (When You Wish Upon A Star)
“Where And When, Colin?”  (Where Or When)
“Where Is The Life That Late You Led?”2/10/12  (Where Is The Life
      That Late I Led?)

“Where Is The Power?”  (Where Is The Life That Late I Led?)
“Where's Democracy?”  (Music, Maestro Please)
“Whinnying”  (I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate)
“White Supremacy”  (Any Time)
“Who Are You?”  (Where Are You?)
“Who Hates Sperm?”2/12/12  (I Hate Men)
“Who Needs Congress?”  (Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea)
“Who Pays?”  (Who Cares?)
“Who? What? Why?”  (It All Depends On You)
“Who Wouldn't Love Him?”  (Who Wouldn't Love You?)
“Who You?”  (Who)
“Who's For Sale?”  (Love For Sale)
“Who's Sorry Now?”  (Who's Sorry Now)
“Who's Through?”  (I Concentrate On You)
“Whose Child?”  (God Bless the Child)
“Why Blame Massachusetts?”  (Lizzie Borden)
“Why Blame Me?”  (Don't Blame Me)
“Why Bush Wants Bolton”  (You Made Me Love You)
“Why Can't I Decide?”  (Why Can't You Behave?)
“Why Did I Decide?”  (Why Can't You Behave)
“Why Don't You Love Me?”  (You Made Me Love You)
“Why Go To War? I”  (Why Was I Born?)
“Why Go To War? II”  (Why Was I Born?)
“Why Go To War? III”  (Why Was I Born?)
“Why Go To War? IV”  (Why Was I Born?)
“Why Oppose?”  (Anything Goes)
“Why Was My Mike Left On?”  (Sam, You Made the Pants Too Long)
“Why Worry 'Bout Me?”  (Don't Worry 'Bout Me)
“Why Would I Leave?”  (Why Was I Born?)
“Why Would We Believe You?”  (Why Won't You Believe Me?)
“Will Bushie Take The Shia On?”  (Lazy River)
“Will Johnny Switch Scams?”  (I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan)
“Will The Tax Code Now Be Broken?”  (Will The Circle Be Unbroken?)
“William G. Myers III”  (Home On The Range)
“With His Ears Pinned Back”  (With My Eyes Wide Open I'm Dreaming)
“Without a Trace”  (Amazing Grace)
“Women Columnists”  (Eleanor Rigby)
“Won't You Help Our Bottom Line?”  (Would You Like To Take A Walk?)
“Won't You Stop Lying, Cheney?”  (Bill Bailey, Won't You Please Come Home?)
“Wow, Did We Evah!”  (Well, Did You Evah!)
“Wrong Again”  (Little Girl)
“Yankee Doodle”  (Yankee Doodle Boy)
“Yo, Sheik Nasrallah”  (That Old Feeling)
“Yoo, Who”  (Boo Hoo)
“You Can't Ban a Man with A Gun”  (You Can't Get A Man With A Gun)
“You Can't Judge A Judge With A Gun”  (You Can't Get A Man With A Gun)
“You Damn Sure Are No Genius”  (I'll String Along With You)
“You There”  (Hey There)
“You Thought We Loved You”  (I Used To Love You (But It's All Over))
“Your Party's Over”  (The Party's Over)